johnnylechner
WARNING: This is a LIVE camera and completely uncensored.
Highly addictive.
Monday, October 8, 2007
johnny lechner=highly addictive
the pleasure of your company
It's tough being a young woman in the service of your country (especially in 1970).
For example,what do you do if you can't remember which fork to use on a dinner date?
Get the scoop here
Hillary Clinton details plan to give every American affordable pantsuits
DES MOINES, Iowa—For months, Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Rodham Clinton has promised a plan to bring pantsuits to every American. She made good on that claim Tuesday, unveiling a proposal that would require all Americans to own pantsuits and proposing federal subsidies to help reduce the cost of the coordinating ensembles.
The universal pantsuit plan has been a major project for Clinton since she played the role of First Lady during her husband’s stint in the White House. “It has always been my dream that every citizen have access to affordable pantsuits,” said Clinton. “Each person has a fundamental right to matching pants and jackets in cotton-wool blends."
The centerpiece of Clinton's plan is what is known as an "individual mandate," calling for everyone to own pantsuits, similar to the way most states require drivers to purchase their own auto insurance. This option would drive down costs of pantsuits while still giving Americans an opportunity to shop around for the pantsuits best for them.
With 89 million Americans currently without pantsuits, the Democratic presidential contender has staked her campaign upon creating a plan for universal pantsuit coverage. “The Senator (Clinton) feels someone needs to stand up for the average American,” said Neera Tanden, Clinton's top policy adviser. “After all, just like they do, she puts her pants on one leg at a time.”
Republican skeptics say the pantsuit plan would be too broad and would restrict personal freedom and choice, especially around the hips. Meanwhile, liberal Democrats argue it would be too financially burdensome for low-income families to purchase such large amounts of fabric, as the nation’s poor are quite obese.
The centerpiece of Clinton's plan is what is known as an "individual mandate," calling for everyone to own pantsuits, similar to the way most states require drivers to purchase their own auto insurance. This option would drive down costs of pantsuits while still giving Americans an opportunity to shop around for the pantsuits best for them.
With 89 million Americans currently without pantsuits, the Democratic presidential contender has staked her campaign upon creating a plan for universal pantsuit coverage. “The Senator (Clinton) feels someone needs to stand up for the average American,” said Neera Tanden, Clinton's top policy adviser. “After all, just like they do, she puts her pants on one leg at a time.”
Republican skeptics say the pantsuit plan would be too broad and would restrict personal freedom and choice, especially around the hips. Meanwhile, liberal Democrats argue it would be too financially burdensome for low-income families to purchase such large amounts of fabric, as the nation’s poor are quite obese.
that's a lotta seeds
HALF MOON BAY, Calif. - An Oregon man won the annual pumpkin weigh-off here, presenting a gigantic gourd that came it at 1,524 pounds. Thad Starr, of Pleasant Hill, Ore., set a contest record with the pumpkin. He'll get $6 a pound, bringing his winnings to $9,144.
"It's the thrill of the victory," Starr said after his pumpkin came out on top. "And it's the fruition of a year's work."
About 80 contestants competed for the first-place prize, according to festival officials.
Pumpkins were lowered by forklift onto a 5-ton capacity digital scale monitored by officials from the San Mateo County Agricultural Commissioner's Office.
The top five pumpkins at the Half Moon Bay Art and Pumpkin Festival will remain on display throughout the week.
The 2006 winner weighed in at 1,223 pounds, officials said.
borat travel guide
Everyone's favorite televiski journalist is back with a new a new hardcover travel book that will show you how to live it up in Kazakhstan. Entitled Borat: Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan ($17), the guide "showcase of all that is great of Kazakhstan–marvel at the statistic of Nurek Dam, make your childrens laugh with our jokes about jews and take a peekings inside brandnew Capitalist Supermall Viktor Hotelier’s Shopcity–3 stores and electrical staircare!!" As a bonus, you also get Borat: Touristic Guidings to Minor Nation of U.S. and A., which includes tips that show foreigners "how to get cage of your wife through airport, and how to gain entry to an American vagine without spend money."
be afraid, very afraid
A soft, stuffed "saddle" for Dad (or Mom) to strap on, to give kids (age 2-6) a horsy ride. Offering interactive fun for kids and adults, The Daddle is made of washable sturdy cotton, complete with soft saddle horn and adjustable stirrups. The Daddle makes the age-old horsy ride fun and easy while encouraging imaginative play. The Daddle is the perfect gift idea for baby showers, Father's Day, Christmas and Birthdays. Daddle Up!Suggested Retail $49.95 
a wicked deception
A film translated from English to French...then to German, then French again, and then back into English - using Babelfish.
The result is amusing.
8 Important Lessons Learned from '80s Cartoons
We'd like to point out that we're aware of the fact that some of the cartoons listed below did not originate in the '80s. However, they were on during the '80s, that's when we watched them, so they're '80s cartoons to us. It's like when we refer to bedwetting as "late '90s behavior." Without further adieu...
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happy columbus day
Columbus Day is a holiday celebrating the anniversary of the October 12, 1492 arrival of Christopher Columbus to the Americas. Columbus Day commemorates the discovery of the Americas in Columbus's famed expedition to the West, in which he hoped to find a naval route to India.
Instead, he found an entire continent that was mostly unknown to Europe, Africa, and Asia at the time. While other Europeans had sporadically visited the Americas earlier, and there are varied theories of even earlier contact by East Asians, Phoenicians, and others, Columbus's expedition triggered the great wave of European interest in the New World.
Unlike the earlier visitors, Columbus aggressively popularized his discoveries and arranged for return voyages. While controversy remains about many of the actions of the era, the colonization of the Americas is still seen largely as a good thing and thus worthy of celebrating.
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