Sunday, October 28, 2007

Halloween Quiz








Saturday, October 20, 2007

high gas prices? blame it on the seniors



LAKELAND, Fla. - A 70-year-old man has been charged with grand theft after police watched him siphon off more than 900 gallons of gasoline from underground storage tanks at two gas stations, the Polk County authorities said Wednesday.

Deputies witnessed Hobert Gibson steal gasoline from two stations Tuesday, but sheriff officials believe he did this on a daily basis since at least January. The two gas stations he hit that day were about 40 miles from his Winter Haven home, and police believe it was typical for Gibson to visit a few stations per day across a wide geographical area. He is believed to have sold the stolen gasoline, which he stored at his towing company.

Friday, October 19, 2007

Heath for Brokeback Mountain 2?

revenge of the sheep

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squirrel ignites car



It's Rocky the Frying Squirrel!

A kamikaze squirrel fell from the sky and detonated a Bayonne woman's car yesterday, police said today.

Lindsey Millar, 23, and her brother, Tony, 22, were both home Wednesday at about 12:45 p.m. when Lindsey's car suddenly started burning outside their 42nd Street home.

Tony Millar said firefighters told them it was the work of a buck-toothed saboteur that had been gnawing on overhead power lines connected to a transformer directly above the 2006 Toyota Camry.

"The squirrel chewed through the wire, was set on fire, fell down directly to where the car was," Tony Millar said. "The squirrel, on fire, slid into the engine compartment and blew up the car."They're always coming around here, chewing through the garbage," he added.
Tony Millar says his sister was fully insured.


"It's something to laugh about once she has a new car," he said. "It's not funny yet."Police said there were no injuries -- except for the squirrel, that is, which is dead.

The Millars' home is decorated for Halloween, complete with a tiny plastic tombstone on their front lawn. Tony Millar said the family will consider dedicating the tombstone to the squirrel, who was not named.

Moulin Huge

The biggest women in music open up the 2001 Teen Choice Awards with a plus-sized rendition of the hit song from Moulin Rouge!

Moulin Huge

Posted Nov 02, 2005

The biggest women in music open up the 2001 Teen Choice Awards with a plus-sized rendition of the hit song from Moulin Rouge!

halloween teaser


Boooo! - Funny bloopers are a click away

World's Oldest Blogger

and i thought i was old.........

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Potato Wrestling Competition



Clark, the potato capital of South Dakota, holds potato wrestling competition, where people wrestle each other in a tub of mashed potatoes!

The very first Clark Potato Day was held in 1972.

make your own fog, cheap and easy

A fog chiller cools down fog from a fog machine so that it stays low to the ground. This one costs around $5-$10.

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squidbillies

a halloween clip

Thursday, October 18, 2007

If you were to dig a hole from where ....

you are standing all the way through the center of the Earth, where would you end up?

find out here.

zoom oz


The Sci-Fi Channel has an infinite zoom art thingy up to publicize their upcoming miniseries Tin Man. It’s not as smooth as Zoomquilt, and it doesn’t make any sense, but it’s pretty!

Brainscannr - Free Brain Scans for Everyone


Where’s your head at? Brainscannr will tell you. Simply type in your name and it then constructs the emotional contents of your brain from a variety of symbols.
Japan Probe explains:
Ken Y-N of What Japan Thinks has just launched the website BrainScannr.com, which translates the idea of the wildly popular Japanese nounai me-ka website, using smileys to represent brain contents instead of kanji.

4-Ton Transformer Stands Tall in Hollywood



An 8,200-pound, life-size version of Bumblebee, the speech-impaired autobot, arrived at the corner of Santa Monica Boulevard and North La Brea Avenue in Hollywood on Tuesday to promote the release of Michael Bay's Transformers on DVD and HD DVD.

Bumblebee will be chilling, waiting for fans to come pose in front of him and take cell phone pictures, at the West Hollywood Gateway shopping center till Sunday. That's when a forklift and 10-ton crane will pick up the 18-foot-tall Transformer and take him away to some sad prop-storage room where he will sit and rust, hidden away from the world forever, dreaming of the time he was a movie prop and crying tears of lubricant thinking about how useless his life has become.

billy lick a lolly

creeepy educational video for the kiddies, brought to you by the PBS 70's classic, The Electric Company

diesel goes viral

Infectious viral videos spreading through YouTube are all the rage in advertising these days but it's rare for a major fashion brand to hop onto the bandwagon. Unless of course, you're Diesel, a company that is known for its inventive (and sometimes absurd) marketing tactics.



In the video above, the Italian brand remixed a cheeseball instructional disco dance video to advertise their Freezy Sneakers. Somehow, through some CGI or editing brilliance, they managed to outfit the instructor in Diesel sneakers while he shook his hip-thrusting groove thang.

richard simmons needs you


Crazed exercise Deal-a-Mealer Richard Simmons is planning on hitting the pavement this Halloween, and he wants his public to decide his costume. To enter, one has to register on his official website -- with the winner getting a month of free access to his "Club House." Sweatin' to the Oldies!
Most people dream about undressing celebrities, but in this case, it seems highly appropriate that the contest is to clothe Richard Simmons.

models are soooo glamorous

until they fall though a hole in the runway

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sexy time calendar


first it was the fireman, then rugby players going shirtless for calendars.
but i ask you, what could be sexier than mormon missionaries, now starring in their own calendar.
who could be next?

the 10 worst college mascots



some of these are downright frightening.

view them here, if you dare

a spaceship...in japan...in the water


The only thing cooler than traveling to Tokyo to see the futuristic sights is to do so while riding around the city in what amounts to a floating spaceship. The Jicco Floating Bar ferries Tokyo barflys around the city enclosed in a Flash Gordon-esque ship while the floor of the vessel changes colors--for that warp drive effect. You can get a taste of spaceship life for just 2,500 yen ($21 U.S.). And, if you really want to let your geek-turned-pimp flag fly, the vessel is also available for private parties.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

that's hot


matt lauer as paris hilton

well, maybe not so hot

all my friends

LCD soundsystem

sweat soda?


It’s prime NFL season and the super savvy marketing department at Jones Soda Co. have unleashed limited edition packs of football (Seattle Seahawks only) inspired flavors (What…no Steelers?); Dirt Soda, Perspiration Soda, Natural Field Turf Soda, Sports Cream Soda, and Sweet Victory Soda. So, if you think you’re tough enough to play in the NFL, then you’d better step up and have a little taste of what NFL players experience throughout their entire careers; “The average NFL player will spend 2 years of their life in the gym, eat 3 pounds of dirt and perspire 10,000 gallons of sweat. These players must withstand incredibly tough conditions to be ready for every game, which is why we thought we’d bring the fans the full experience in a bottle,” says Peter van Stolk, President & C.E.O. “Now, you can enjoy all the sweat and dirt an NFL player experiences, along with the ultimate taste of Sweet Victory.”

The 9 Manliest Names in the World

Cracked slams down The Nine Manliest Names Ever. From the walking action figure Commander Flex Plexico to Dick Pound, to Stirling Mortlock, Captain of the Australian Wallabies & ACT Brumbies Rugby Union teams. The number one manliest name in the world is not to be believed: Army Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster “That is the manliest name on the planet. Hands down, bar none. Just saying that name will put hair on your chest. Even if you’re a woman.”

10 Funniest Sports Mascot Domain Names Not Actually Owned By Sports Teams

10. Broncos.com

9. Jets.com

8. Cardinals.com

7. Cowboys.com

6. Bears.com

5. Predators.com

4. Rams.com

3. Islanders.com

2. Angels.com

1. Nets.com

Miss Silom Soi 2007



Would you think these beautiful girls are, well were boys?

They are lady boys or transsexuals competing for the Miss Silom Soi 4 2007 beauty pageant. The winner is the middle of top row.

very weird, but true


Dick Cheney and Barack Obama's Eight Degrees of Separation
As if disappointing poll numbers and fund-raising were not enough of a problem for the Barack Obama presidential campaign, now comes news that the senator and Vice President Dick Cheney are distant relations. Eighth cousins once removed, according to Lynne Cheney, who uncovered the tidbit while researching her genealogy for her latest book.

tv on your pc



a friend told me about this AMAZING website... it has links to all of these great TV shows... you name it, and there's more than likely a link to it. So, if you've been jones'n for an episode of The Office at work, now you can have it.

Perhaps you prefer a couple episodes of Absolutely Fabulous to get you through your day? Say no more - here ya' go.

That was just the TV section.... click on the Movie Icon, and a whole new world of time-suckage explodes from your computer!

Some of the movies you might expect to find online by now are most definitely here... take, for example, Reefer Madness.... the original 1936 cult classic. Or maybe The Wizard of Oz. Or old Laurel and Hardy films.

a note to rush

tv or radio?

Sergey Lazarev....queer and catchy

love will.........

captain & Tenille meets joy division

Malcolm McLaren "Love Will..."

while you're at it, check out this malcolm classic, madame butterfly

See Mike Draw

some of the funniest comics around

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wake up

80's flashback

Wall Of Voodoo - "Mexican Radio"

This is the music video for Wall Of Voodoo's "Mexican Radio" from the Call Of The West album. Truly a classic

creepy corn maze


Las Vegas has become as much known for its attractions as it has for its gambling -- the dancing fountains at Bellagio, erupting volcano at The Mirage and the pirate battle in front of Treasure Island, to name a few. But a small town just a half hour north of all the glitter has been vying for attention with its unique corn maze each Fall.
This is what the Coca Cola Corporation wanted when they contacted the owners of the maze and said they'd like to sponsor this year's event. The company is also donating prizes. The company got involved when its vendors, who drop off the soda in Glendale, brought it to their attention. Word of mouth obviously pays off.
Your admission includes parking, a hamburger or hot dog, corn on the cob, baked potato and a soda. Drinks will be available, and the Broken Spoke Saloon will be open. There's a even a place to stay with reservations, which is just like the Bates Motel in the movie Psycho.

virtual world interoperability - relax and be patient


Christian Renaud is the Chief Architect of Networked Virtual Environments for the Cisco Technology Center. He also seems to be one of the few people writing in public to seem to understand (and express) that the recently announced collaboration between IBM, Linden Lab and others, and the meeting last week is not a fait accompli, but just the first stumbling baby step on the road.

Check out Renaud's thoughts on his personal blog. Renaud's writing is worth reading. He is articulate, witty, thoughtful and eclectic.

Happy National Pasta Day!


been cutting down on carbs lately and looking for an excuse to have a big plate of spaghetti topped with sauce and grated parmesan cheese? Hello National Pasta Day!

I could spend the entire day just doing posts for pasta, it's such a versatile food, but I can't do that. Instead, here are several pasta recipes from various sites, including Epicurious, AllRecipes, RecipeZaar, Food Network, The Reluctant Gourmet and The National Pasta Association.

And don't forget the sauce! Here are several recipes from About.com and this one from MealsMatter.org for Southwestern Pasta Sauce.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

avid fan

i, um, uh, don't ask, just watch

Kids' Books That Didn't Make It

A few children's books that didn't make the cut:

1. You Are Different and That's Bad

2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

3. Dad's New Wife Robert

4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share

5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

7. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

8. All Cats Go to Hell

9. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

10. Some Kittens Can Fly

11. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

12. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

13. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games

14. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

15. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

amy winehouse-back to black

amy gets a lot of negatove press, but she IS pretty cool. her new video.......


Amy Winehouse Back to Black

my little pony deathmatch


My Little Pony Death Match

Gali The Alligator

Meet Gali, the star of what is sure to be the hottest new kid's show of the fall.

steve-o & peta


That’s really not saying much, cause Steve-O would rather go naked than wear/do a lot of things.
But hey, atleast it’s for a good cause this time!

The new PETA ad will be revealed today during L.A.’s fashion week. You can watch video of his shoot HERE …. if you dare.

thank you for calling tech support


Call centers are symbols of India's economic boom. With Anglicized names and feigned Western accents, Indians handle credit card problems and troubleshoot computers, collect debts and conduct customer satisfaction surveys. Over the past decade or so, relatively high salaries in the call center sector have attracted thousands of applicants across the country. But now the boom is going bust because India's college graduates and young job seekers just don't want to be bothered with the business anymore.

Young people say it is no longer worthwhile going through sleepless nights serving customers halfway around the world. They have better job opportunities in other fields. The work is tiring and stressful and offers few career advancement opportunities, says Dr. A. Sankara Reddy, head of Sri Venkateswara College in New Delhi. In response to students' complaints, Reddy said the college a few months ago banned call center recruiters from campus. At least a handful of other local colleges over the last few years have made the same decision.

the exorcist........in 1 minute

if you don't have time to watch the whole flick

blogs in space



Have you always sensed there's something beyond this earthly realm? Are you a believer in life on other planets? Do you have a strange feeling we're not alone in the universe? If your reply to any of these questions is "yes," and you've always wanted to contact these other lifeforms then your opportunity is here!


You're probably already aware of Blog in Space. This is a highly sensitive program like none other on Earth, providing bloggers with a medium for transmitting their blogs into space, in hopes of connecting with extraterrestrial beings. Aliens are curious beings, and they can learn more about us Earth inhabitants by reading our blogs. So if you have a really cool blog with a distinct voice, and want to be heard, then visit BloginSpace.com and submit your blog url.
Along with the potential to unite the entire universe (well, perhaps that's a tad dramatic!) both Blog in Space and MySpace in Space are great ways to connect with Earthly peers -- each site has a "Most Likely to Be Contacted" profile that changes daily, as well as a complete listing of other folks who are transmitting their blogs or profiles into space.

moa lisa?


move away from your screen and you will see it.


one heck of a lap




Already drawing the crowds in the South American resort of San Alfonso del Mar in Chile, this artificial lagoon and swimming pool is eight hectares in size and contains an incredible 250,000 cubic metres of water. Acknowledged by Guinness World Records as being the world’s largest swimming pool, the lagoon trounces all other record holders in the category, including the Orthlieb pool in Casablanca, Morocco, itself a huge 150 metres by 100 metres – the San Alfonso pool is ten times this size, measuring 1km in length. The revolutionary clear water artificial lagoons, transparent to a depth of 35 metres and unprecedented in design and construction methods, are the brainchild of Crystal Lagoons founder, biochemist and Chilean businessman Fernando Fischmann. Equivalent in size to an incredible 6,000 standard domestic pools, details of its technology are to be unveiled for the first time at Cityscape Dubai later this month.

Family Guy Star Wars: Obi Wan Saves Luke

in case you missed it, the family guy spoof of star wars was hilarious. here's a peek

Video: 300 - The Cat Version

ogl, will the cat videos ever end?maybe, but until then, enjoy this one.

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pixel museum

hmmmm, pixelly. check it out here. pretty cool.

i'll tell you what i want, what i really really want



to go to this concert. i'll admit it, i am a closet spice girls fan. heck, i even liked spice world.



It's Posh, Sporty, Ginger, Baby and Scary...together again!

As you know, the Spice Girls are reuniting, and the ladies posed Thursday before their press conference in Greenwich, England...where they announced their upcoming tour dates!

They'll be kicking off in L.A. this December, and you can check the rest of their tour dates here.


Aaaaaaaay! Milwaukee to Bronze Fonzie


Henry Winkler, the man more commonly known as Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli will likely be forever immortalized in the city of Milwaukee.

“Visit Milwaukee, a group that promotes the city as a tourism and convention destination, is leading an effort to raise money for a bronze sculpture of the character played by Henry Winkler on TV’s “Happy Days,” which was set in Milwaukee.

Some $45,000 has been raised toward a goal of $85,000 to commission the statue.”

Milwaukee has notched itself in as the best city in America. Beer and a bronze Fonz — What could be better?

Political zombies with JibJab

jib jab is always fantabulous

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Monday, October 15, 2007

destroy a website


go ahead.......you know you want to. just don't nuke johnny wildcat.



destroy here




Couture manure?



assorted trash fashion links, for your enjoyment.

Dude! is there ANYTHING you wouldn’t wear?

Is it just me, or is it hot in here?

Put on your man-bonnet, boys!

Clear plastic: it’s the new black leather

Sir, would you like to check your uh, uh…

Major Matt Mason

i want one for christmas, too bad i'm 40 years too late.

prickly prank


It may have been a prank, but a criminal investigation has started into a bizarre incident at Tawas High School.

The Tawas-Alcona football game was moved to Alcona after thousands of toothpicks were found in the football field at Tawas.

It may have been a prank, but whoever pulled off the toothpick caper could face some criminal charges.

"It certainly was different," said Tawas Superintendent Don Thwing.

"This was the first for me," said Tawas Michigan State Police Lt. Robert Lesneski.

It was most likely the first for a lot of people who were waiting for the Tawas-Alcona football game to start Friday night.

One of the players during warm-ups felt something odd on the field, and that's when they realized someone had planted toothpicks into the turf.

Lesneski was on the field that night.

"At least a couple of thousand," he said. "You couldn't see them because they were pushed into the ground, probably half to three quarters of the way."

They used a tractor and roller to drive them into the field, but that didn't work.

That's when hundreds of fans came out of the stands and started helping remove the toothpicks. But the officials felt the field still wasn't safe.

Tawas High School also lost revenue that night as everyone got in the cars and headed north to Alcona County, where the game eventually started at 9:30 p.m.

Another school district offered its field that night, and Thwing says while a few may have gone out of their way to spoil senior night, the region came together to get the game in.

"When you look at the community response, it was just very gratifying," he said.
The investigation continues.

"We did recover some evidence at the scene that will probably lead us in the direction of where that product was purchased," Lesneski said.

The State Police is looking at an allegation that another area high school had a similar stunt where plastic forks were put into the football field a few weeks ago.

is that joey fat one on project runway?


No, that's Kevin, a Jersey-born and bred Italian American who loves Alexander McQueen. There's also a fake Wilmer Valderrama who says gloves are a must. In fact, the season 4 cast of Project Runway includes several gayer versions of real celebrities. Bring it on, kids. Set your DVR for 10PM, November 14.

Overhead Cam Falls Onto Field in Seattle


An overhead NBC television camera mounted on wires collapsed onto the turf during a timeout in Sunday night's game between the New Orleans Saints and Seattle Seahawks, causing a 10-minute delay.

The Saints had just called timeout with 11:24 remaining in the first quarter when the camera slumped and then fell a few yards from where the Seahawks were huddling. After the camera was righted somewhat off the ground, it fell again—and nearly hit Bobby Engram as the Seattle receiver was walking to the sideline.

Game officials then cleared both teams from the middle of the field while the network got the camera back up to normal height. As the camera moved up and down the field for testing, Seahawks coach Mike Holmgren looked up at its every move with his mouth agape. When the camera moved to the sideline, Seattle's players all cleared out from beneath it.

After a 10-minute delay, the game resumed with the camera parked above the Seahawks bench area—with players and coaches making sure they did not stand under it.

Just before the game resumed, referee Jeff Triplette announced: "If any live ball were to touch the wires overhead, there will be a replay of the down, by rule."

optimus prime is calling



Optimus Prime, for whom being on the cutting edge of technology is always a point of pride, nonetheless settles for a well-worn marketing gimmick to sell the Transformers DVD: the old “Get a message from” phone call. When he calls, it sounds like he actually does want you to fight the Decepticons, but then he ruins the vibe by telling you to “buy the Transformers DVD, available Oct. 16.” His breathing is also kind of heavy.

George Bush is funny video

a compilation of a few gaffs.

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the fratellis-chelsea dagger

new menudo?

wasn't ricky martin enough?

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yodeling hungarian

a friend of mine.......zoltar the hungarian, who just happens to yodel. don't ask.

doggie mail


Send a friend a little electronic doggie love, via new Oddcast gizmo, Doggie Mail.

beauty is only skin deep


There’s a lot of ugly in the world, just not enough in entertainment and advertising.

Fear not. Across the pond, The Ugly Modeling agency is here to alter the landscape. Ugly has plenty of guys, girls, thugs, x-files, wee folk, bikers, twins, even odd shaped bodies to please any casting spec.

Now there’s word that Ugly has come to New York. (I know what you’re thinking, New York is ugly enough.) So if you are, think your are or know someone that is, send over your head shot. Maybe you can get a gig on the next Dove commercial.

out on a limb?


Answer the 11 questions to find out which candidates are most aligned with your views and opinions. You may skip questions if you do not want them factored into the results. This quiz is not meant to pick your candidate for you. It is designed to inform the public of the various stances candidates make. Results are not scientific.

Take the quiz here

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Twingly: "Um...what?"

There are countless blogs across the world, but you can't read them all, of course. With the screensaver application Twingly, however, you can at least see every new blog post as it gets published...sort of. While Twingly appears to be a fascinating application, you may soon be overwhelmed by the random collection of....

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star wars trumpet

i tried to not put this vid on , but the forces compelled me..........sorry!

which side are you on?

have you ever thought why some people can paint beautifully, but have difficulty adding two and two? Or why some people can understand the intricacies of calculus effortlessly, but struggle to write a one-page essay? It's all about which side of your brain dominates - the left or the right. The right is responsible for imagination, feelings and creativity, while the left is responsible for logic, details and facts.Want to know which side is dominant for you? Go to this link, look at the picture of the dancer and focus on which way she is turning. Is it clockwise? Or counter-clockwise?

Leno: Amazon Worst Sellers

Jay takes a look at some popular...and some not so popular books.

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Need More Speed?


Need More Speed? - The best bloopers are a click away

Adopt An Olive Tree


Here's a great chance to both do something great for the environment and get something fun to show for it: adopt yourself an olive tree! Nudo, an olive grove in Italy, is offering people the chance to support small scale artisanal farming (instead of the large mechanized operations that damage the earth) by adopting a specific olive tree. And when you adopt an olive tree in the grove for one year not only do you get the satisfaction from the environmental effort, but you also get all the produce from your tree. You'll get a Spring Package with the olive oil from your tree, and then an Autumn Package of more olive oil and some handmade olive oil soap. $130/year.

F.D.R.'s Clock Could Sell For $1 Million



A Pierre Cartier clock that belonged to President Franklin Delano Roosevelt is scheduled to go up for auction on December 4th at Sotheby's in Manhattan. Cartier gave the onyx clock with several different time zones (specific to key Allied forces locations in World War II) to the President back in 1943. Letters between Cartier and President Roosevelt regarding the gift are not part of the sale but can be viewed in the FDR Presidential Library in Hyde Park, New York.

The clock comes with a red leather presentation box inscribed with "F.D.R" and is expected to sell for as much as $1 million dollars.

Great Reno Balloon Race 2007....time-lapse

The Glow Show and Dawn Patrol are followed by the American Bald Eagle. Then 100 balloons take off in a mass ascension with Smokey Bear, the Energizer Bunny and the Northern Nevada Dairymen Cow. Great weather and perfect winds this year kept the balloons over the field for the entire event.

Saturday, October 13, 2007

qotd

Have you figured out what your (or your kids') Halloween costume will be this year? What's it going to be?

blackout


LOS ANGELES - Access Hollywood has your first look at Britney Spears’ cover art for her new album, “Blackout,” due out Oct. 30th, on Jive Records.

As People was first to report, the cover art was delivered after several fake rumored covers had made their way throughout the Internet.

Spears had a big day yesterday, as she was granted a weekly overnight stay with her two sons, following a week in which custody of her children had been taken away.

coke vs. pepsi


Indiana, Pa. — The long-standing rivalry between Coke and Pepsi took a physical turn Friday when a Pepsi deliveryman allegedly punched his Coke counterpart in the face at a western Pennsylvania Wal-Mart, state police said.



The two deliverymen were "apparently bickering back and forth" while unloading their wares at the Indiana County store, police said. When the Coke deliveryman left the store, his counterpart allegedly punched him in the face three times, breaking his nose and giving him a black eye, police said.



No charges have been filed, but police characterized the incident as a misdemeanor simple assault.

Friday, October 12, 2007

qotd

What's the worst new television show to premiere this season?

u go gore!

congrats al, us deserve it

here's the "an inconvienent truth" trailer

it's a beautiful world

one of the best songs...........ever

happy national gumbo day?



This is great! I'm glad they finally got around to making a holiday for one of my favorite TV characters. I wonder if there's a day for Pokey?

Oh, wait, it's gumbo. OK, then I better link to some recipes.

Here are several recipes from Better Homes and Gardens, including Seafood Gumbo and African-Creole Turkey Gumbo. Jon Sullivan has a recipe for Shrimp Gumbo, and Food & Wine has this one for Buckshot Gumbo.

If Larry Craig were Gay

Thursday, October 11, 2007

spiders on drugs

rachel ray is "evil"


Now, this isn't exactly breaking news. Bourdain has had a lot of things to say about Rachael Ray, as well as other TV cooks like Sandra Lee and Emeril Lagasse. But his venom is a little bit more specific this week.
The Kitchen Confidential author/No Reservations star takes a dig at Ray for endorsing Dunkin' Donuts in the latest issue of Outside:
"She's got a magazine, a TV empire, all these best-selling books - I'm guessing she's not hurting for money. She's hugely influential, particularly with children. And she's endorsing Dunkin' Donuts. It's like endorsing crack for kids."
Of course, Ray's reps answered Bourdain by saying that if you watch her shows (all 40 of them), she actually preaches moderation.

carve 'em, eat 'em, chuck 'em?


Halloween's most famous symbol (except maybe the white-sheet ghost) has several uses: front-porch prop, tasty fall vegetable, and carving medium. But chucking pumpkins is becoming a popular activity as well. And this is some serious chucking: The World Championship Punkin Chunkin contest last year attracted 50,000 spectators and 100 teams.
So what is pumpkin chucking? More than just tossing the orange vegetable, the "sport" incorporates launching machines like air compressors, catapults, centrifugal machines that spin the pumpkins before hurling them, and trebuchets. The contest's record for distance was set in 2003, when a pumpkin flew 4,434 feet.
Other chucking contests include:
Pumpkin Chuckin in Moab, Utah, Oct. 27.
The Bristol Pumpkin Festival, Bristol, Conn., Oct. 28. Contestants are invited to power their pumpkins with "springs, rubber bands, air, muscle, centrifugal force, brute strength, power architecture and bicycles."
Pumpkin-chucking weekend, Nov. 3-4, in Ellicott City, Md.
Pumpkin Chuck, Nov. 3, in Cincinnati's Stanbery Park. Oil up your sling and see how far your pumpkin can go!