just watched brokeback......again

and cried again.........lol!

ancient confused wisdom

* Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.* A backward poet writes inverse.* A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.* Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.* Practice safe eating - always use condiments.* Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.* A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.* A hangover is the wrath of grapes.* Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.* Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?* Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.* Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.* When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.* A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.* What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)* Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.* In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.* She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.* A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.* If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.* With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.* When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.* The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.* You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.* Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.* He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.* Every calendar's days are numbered.* A lot of money is tainted - It t'aint yours and it t'aint mine.* A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.* He had a photographic memory that was never developed.* A plateau is a high form of flattery.* A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.* Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.* Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.* Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.* Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.* Acupuncture is a jab well done *